#I’m downloading it rn

[vveirdnobdy]

HADES 2 EARLY ACCESS RARARARA

[msenglishgent]

…I clipped it…

[stuckinapril]

Reading an article on how no one truly knows how to read a book front to back anymore is making me so terrified I literally don’t gaf if I’m a biochem major it’s looking more and more every day like I’m going for that literature master’s degree for no reason other than to feel something

[why-the-heck-not]

in that stage of procrastination that I’m thinking about figuring out how Notion works

[simstoyourdismay]

first sim i made after deleting my mods folder 😛

[pealeii]

NOOO MY BELOVEDS 2013 AND 1989 BOCHUM STEX CAST RECORDINGS ARE GONE FROM INTERNET ARCHIVE WTF WTF WTFFFFF

[simgerale]

me after attempting to get back into sims and realizing i had a lot more to do than play the game

[lavenderr-starrs]

I FINALLY GOT MY LIL GUY IN POKÉMON GO

[mollyrolls]

omg i forgot to tell you guys but i was fully dying last night roommate storytime

for context: my roommate, let’s call her cece, is the most cliche tiktok theatre kid girl you could ever imagine. we did random roommates so we don’t have that much in common; she likes to go out to clubs and frats and shit and i spent my night last night doing a puzzle. dichotomy of man

anyways, i was back in the room getting ready to gts and she comes BURSTING into the room and immediately starts stripping 😭😭 i’m like “hi cece….whatcha doing..” and she jumps a foot in the air bc she didn’t see me. keep in mind i am not doing anything secretive or hiding, like i’m just standing there.

she starts going on this crazy tangent abt how she’s a horrible person and is abt to do this horrible thing and i immediately clock that she is drunk off her ass 😭 she’s also just standing there in her bra and underwear and i am looking so hard at the ceiling bc wtf am i supposed to do in that situation

and idk if i misheard her but i swear she said to me “i’m going to fuck my best friends boyfriend” 😀🤨 she’s also changing into like a lacy babydoll??? like hello!!!!??

so i’m thinking : ok this girl has been on a self sabotaging streak recently (another story for another day) and she is in no position to be doing anything like that rn so i guess it’s my job to talk her out of doing this disastrous thing

so i say “cece don’t fuck your best friends boyfriend. that’s crazy.” and she goes “nononono not fucking, eye fucking. i eye fuck everyone when i’m drunk.” which i can confirm bc she was doing it to me at this exact moment, i am still staring at the ceiling

so i’m like ok fine that’s ur prerogative as long as ur not compromising urself do what u want. but she’s conscious enough to know that if she keeps eye fucking this guy her best friend is going to be paranoid abt it?? and like have a horrible night?? but she’s not gonna stop!!!??? whatever

and then this is where i start dying bc she starts comparing herself to ME 😭😭😭😭

she’s like “ugh molly you’re so cute and wholesome, like spending ur night with ur game group and ur puzzle ugh i want to be like youuuuu” full drunk girl whining and like spinning around and i straight up had to bite my fist

bc i was doing the aforementioned puzzle bc she had sexiled me abt 2 hrs before

but she’s in this like playboy cover lingerie set going BACK OUT to her friends room, full sprinting across our room bc she keeps forgetting shit, has not said a coherent sentence once, and is talking abt how i’m a cute little wholesome person and she wants to be like me. i feel like i’m tripping on something

and then this is the best part i’m quoting this verbatim

“and while i’m about to go do this HORRIBLE thing because i’m a HORRIBLE person YOUREEEE gonna be in here in the room probably writing some cute fun story which by the way you should probably post on AO3 bc if i ever figure out how to work AO3 i bet i’d find ur stuff and i bet it’s be so good but i’d never tell you i found ur stuff bc i wouldn’t know but i would know because you look like you’d be a good writer okay BYEEEEE!”

and then she slams the door and is gone until 3 am. this was in a span of abt 4 minutes

[emergingghost]

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AHH!! things are happening!!

[syl-stormblessed]

i want all my followers to know that mother 3 is genuinely the single best game i’ve ever played in my entire life and everyone in existence deserves to play it at least once. so everyone go play it right now bc i said so.

[theminecraftbee]

psst incidentally if you’ve been liking solving counting sheep and are looking for more to read, it’s part of a WHOLE COLLECTION of fic and art! there’s a bunch of REALLY GOOD STUFF in the @mcytblraufest collection! go, look through and find some stuff to read! it’s worth it!

[duskandcobalt]

started bringing elain’s vision from stargirl to life and yet again, I am incapable of keeping things short 🙂👍🏽 also I think this is about to be so filthy that I’m not even sure I can publish it 😅

[fagbearentertainment]

966 megabytes of lost animation memes…

[exopelagic]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME BURROWS END WASNT FREE

[housewifebuck]

I DIDNT REALISE YOU WERE JOKING IM SORRY

building silly little houses on my switch is very fun though, (totally didnt follow a tutorial for this one pfft)

texture pack is actually called super cute

10/10 very cute

Wait can I visit ur house is this like multi player